Everything is Under CTRL: Psalms 91:7
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Everything is Under CTRL: Psalms 91:7
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✝️ CTRL + ALT + PRAY — Psalm 91:7 Faith Upgrade
When life starts buffering and the world throws error codes, you know what to do.
CTRL – ALT – PRAY. Because sometimes the only update you need is a bit of divine debugging.
Inspired by Psalm 91:7 — your faith firewall just got an upgrade!
- 💻 Witty faith meets tech humor — because God’s on the main server anyway.
- 😇 Soft mid‑weight cotton so comfy you’ll forget life’s bugs ever existed.
- 🖨️ Printed in the USA by folks who still say “Amen” and “God Bless.”
- ⚡ Faith meets freedom — perfect for church, coffee runs, or your next Zoom call.
- 🎁 A gift guaranteed to make pastors and programmers laugh alike.
- 💯 30 Day Money Back Guarantee!
⏰ Heaven’s support team works 24/7 — but this sale doesn’t!
Use code SAVE10 before midnight to save 10%.
📏 Size Guide (S – 5XL)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 |
| 4XL | 58–60 | 34 |
| 5XL | 62–64 | 35 |
⭐ Customer Laugh Lines
“Got holy goosebumps and a laugh at the same time — 10/10 would pray again!” — Jake M.
“My pastor thought it was a sermon illustration. Ordered one for him too.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“I.T. by day, faith warrior by night. This shirt covers both shifts.” — Lindsey P.
“Best Christian tee since the burning bush went wireless!” 😂 — Mike R.
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